Joshua Gross’s Reviews > The Impossible Fortune > Status Update
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Ah, yes, here's the queer representation we've all been waiting for:
‘I’d play with you for a couple of weeks,’ says Davey. ‘Then I’d get bored, and I’d blame you, and I’d probably get someone to run you down in a car. Not kill you but give you something to remember me by. They say dating’s changed, but some things stay the same.’
— 8 hours, 14 min ago
‘I’d play with you for a couple of weeks,’ says Davey. ‘Then I’d get bored, and I’d blame you, and I’d probably get someone to run you down in a car. Not kill you but give you something to remember me by. They say dating’s changed, but some things stay the same.’
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Joshua Gross
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I really don't think Osman has given us enough to care about Joanna for her to be in these books so much
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‘Why try to kill Nick if you don’t know his code? Why plant a bomb under his car? If it was me, I’d kidnap him and then torture him.’
‘You used to be such an innocent woman, Joyce,’ says Ibrahim.
— 11 hours, 43 min ago
‘You used to be such an innocent woman, Joyce,’ says Ibrahim.
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I feel like Richard Osman really wants me to invest in Bitcoin
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There should be more of them actually being a normal Thursday murder club, kind of like Aurora Teagardens forgotten Real Murders club except I think Charlaine Harris remember that club more often
— Feb 02, 2026 12:53AM
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Ah, I see 'chosen family' is now mainstream and taken from the queers...
— Feb 01, 2026 02:16PM
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‘I’m afraid I’m buying a flapjack,’ says Joyce to Elizabeth. ‘And there’s nothing you can do to stop me.’ Joyce knows how to prioritize
— Feb 01, 2026 01:44AM
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I was already thinking this was a strangely personal conversation between Ibrahim and Joanna, esp considering they barely know each other, but then Ibrahim confides in her about his past in a way he hasn't done with anyone else, while dancing to a Madonna song with her at her wedding...
— Jan 29, 2026 11:18PM
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Connie has turned into a mentor and white savior, therapy is amazing
— Jan 29, 2026 11:13PM
