⦻ eyeless jack ⦻’s Reviews > The Pretty Boy Vs. The Bad Boy > Status Update

Not liking animals is a red flag

“So wait, you said it wasn’t fake with Phoebe?”
“It wasn’t.”
“So you’re straight then?”



He then proceeds to be very confused about how people can be into both bc in his experience it’s only ever been men so he doesn’t understand how you can know you like both if you haven’t been with both (and ofc gets defensive when his friend corrects him) 😒🙄

Ok what year is this set in? Because the way they’re treating just the mere possibility of being gay as the most outrageous scandal is ridiculous. Like it’s very “don’t even whisper the word gay even when you’re alone in your own house or your entire career will be over!”

Pretend you don’t see this (ik the cover is atrociously cringey but I love the narrators so that’s the only reason I’m listening to this)