Bridget’s Reviews > Emma > Status Update

“I could not think about you so much without doating on you, faults and all; and by dint of fancying so many errors, have been in love with you ever since you were thirteen at least.” Ew.
To make things worse he said this during a conversation about how he played a part in RAISING HER. Ugh Jane and Frank over Emma and Knightley any day.

Dear god poor Harriet

Oh NOW she’s summarizing conversations?? During the proposal???

They finally had the ball y’all. It was fine.

They still haven’t had the ball btw

If you ever read this book, feel free to skip chapter 29. It is literally just a discussion about where to have a ball. Spoiler alert: they find a place and are going to have a ball.

I’ve been listening to them talk about the sizes of rooms for what seems like centuries. Holy shit. Just have the fucking ball already.

These people talk so much it’s draining my social battery