Status Update

Bridget is 92% done

“I could not think about you so much without doating on you, faults and all; and by dint of fancying so many errors, have been in love with you ever since you were thirteen at least.” Ew.
To make things worse he said this during a conversation about how he played a part in RAISING HER. Ugh Jane and Frank over Emma and Knightley any day.

— Feb 26, 2026 11:20PM

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Bridget’s Previous Updates

Bridget is on page 427 of 474

Dear god poor Harriet

— Feb 26, 2026 10:50PM

Bridget is on page 408 of 474

Oh NOW she’s summarizing conversations?? During the proposal???

— Feb 26, 2026 09:46PM

Bridget is 68% done

They finally had the ball y’all. It was fine.

— Feb 24, 2026 09:27AM

Bridget is 61% done

They still haven’t had the ball btw

— Feb 23, 2026 07:22AM

Bridget is 52% done

If you ever read this book, feel free to skip chapter 29. It is literally just a discussion about where to have a ball. Spoiler alert: they find a place and are going to have a ball.

— Feb 17, 2026 08:26AM

Bridget is 52% done

I’ve been listening to them talk about the sizes of rooms for what seems like centuries. Holy shit. Just have the fucking ball already.

— Feb 17, 2026 08:10AM

Bridget is 50% done

These people talk so much it’s draining my social battery

— Feb 14, 2026 07:45PM

Bridget is 25% done

— Feb 06, 2026 08:13PM

Bridget is 10% done

Jane Austen definitely succeeded in making Emma an unlikable character. Holy shit.

— Feb 04, 2026 03:02PM