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/His dark hair was unkempt and shaggy, half pulled back into a bun, the rest brushing against his shoulders/
Ummmm no sir, you just had a haircut with my tiny cuticle scissors, you're welcome 💇🏻💁🏻♀️
— Feb 05, 2026 08:17AM
Ummmm no sir, you just had a haircut with my tiny cuticle scissors, you're welcome 💇🏻💁🏻♀️
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“Get out of my head!”
“I—wha—sure, and lemme roll a boulder up a hill while I’m at it,” he replied, and started to think of—
“Stop thinking about a naked grandma!”
“What am I supposed to—”
“Find a different boner killer!”
“I am going to go walk into the sea, where I may drown.”
“Good luck,” I hissed, “because shit floats.”
HAHAHAH I love me some real life magic
— 6 hours, 21 min ago
“I—wha—sure, and lemme roll a boulder up a hill while I’m at it,” he replied, and started to think of—
“Stop thinking about a naked grandma!”
“What am I supposed to—”
“Find a different boner killer!”
“I am going to go walk into the sea, where I may drown.”
“Good luck,” I hissed, “because shit floats.”
HAHAHAH I love me some real life magic
