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Tijana
is 3% done
/His dark hair was unkempt and shaggy, half pulled back into a bun, the rest brushing against his shoulders/
Ummmm no sir, you just had a haircut with my tiny cuticle scissors, you're welcome 💇🏻💁🏻♀️
— Feb 05, 2026 08:17AM
Ummmm no sir, you just had a haircut with my tiny cuticle scissors, you're welcome 💇🏻💁🏻♀️
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Tijana
is 91% done
“You should cry as much as you want. It’s not a bad thing. It never is. Grief is just a love song in reverse.”
Nisam dobro
— Feb 12, 2026 06:48PM
Nisam dobro
Tijana
is 37% done
As I searched his face, I came to the conclusion, his eyes weren’t cerulean, but a shade of blue so distinct there wasn’t a word for it. They were the color of bluebird wings flashing in the sunlight, of the vivid shade of acrylic paint smeared across Monet’s water lilies, of smooth azurite rocks found at those beach stores perpetually going out of business, of an endless end-of-summer sky
MA DAJ
— Feb 11, 2026 06:08PM
MA DAJ
Tijana
is 29% done
“Get out of my head!”
“I—wha—sure, and lemme roll a boulder up a hill while I’m at it,” he replied, and started to think of—
“Stop thinking about a naked grandma!”
“What am I supposed to—”
“Find a different boner killer!”
“I am going to go walk into the sea, where I may drown.”
“Good luck,” I hissed, “because shit floats.”
HAHAHAH I love me some real life magic
— Feb 10, 2026 10:12AM
“I—wha—sure, and lemme roll a boulder up a hill while I’m at it,” he replied, and started to think of—
“Stop thinking about a naked grandma!”
“What am I supposed to—”
“Find a different boner killer!”
“I am going to go walk into the sea, where I may drown.”
“Good luck,” I hissed, “because shit floats.”
HAHAHAH I love me some real life magic

