Grant’s Reviews > A Confederacy of Dunces > Status Update

Are you so unnatural as to want a hot dog this early in the afternoon?

I will be addressing all my corresponding to First Initial, Middle Intial, Last Name, Mongoloid, Esquire from now on.

"I made up my mind, you gonna go out and get a job."
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"Knowing that you are congenitally incapable of arriving at a decision of this importance, I imagine that that mongoloid law-officer put this idea into your head."

I love Ignatius, he's like a proto-redditor

"Would you say a rosary for a comuniss?"
"No!" several voices answered fervently