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The "I have constant sex all the time but it's meaningless and I hate life" trope is soooo washed up

This is certainly no satire

I can hardly focus on reading, today has been such a terrible day. I hate Phinia. I hate Atkins and Pearce. I hate working. I hate Ed, and Elizabet, and that other one's name. I hate how they demand all my time, for one small issue it's the end of the world. I hate Chase, who doesn't seem to understand the urgency and keeps giving me the run around.

I did not know they had cicadas in Europe.

There is no way...
Is this going to have a happy ending??? BOO!!!!!

THE A, B, C, D AND E STORIES ARE FINALLY TYING UP TOGETHER!!!!

There on the worn stones of the Quarter I enlisted the aid of this wilted flower of a human in gathering his associates in foppery together behind a banner of brotherhood

Finally a pay off is on the way for the United Fun' plot line

Are you so unnatural as to want a hot dog this early in the afternoon?

I will be addressing all my corresponding to First Initial, Middle Intial, Last Name, Mongoloid, Esquire from now on.

"I made up my mind, you gonna go out and get a job."
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"Knowing that you are congenitally incapable of arriving at a decision of this importance, I imagine that that mongoloid law-officer put this idea into your head."

I love Ignatius, he's like a proto-redditor

"Would you say a rosary for a comuniss?"
"No!" several voices answered fervently

I gotta hurry if I wanna finish this before February

Omg he really should have killed Pablo that rat bastard

"You have to be awfully occupied with yourself to do a thing like that."

Strong words on suicide from a man who would go on to kill himself

Man guys.... is war.... bad?

Finally time for some action. Also very funny that Maria just watched Robert shoot a guy in cold blood and then begged him to tell her he loves. Also funny that he refused to say it on principle when he had just said it like seven times earlier while he was making sweet love to her.

Omg when is this fucking bridge gonna blow...

I can't focus on reading because my coworkers are sabotaging me in front of the new boss.

Why did the boy not kill Pablo?