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max theodore
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karkat being like "i need to make a doomsday virus to release it when i die" is the most 13-year-old thing anyone in this comic ever says
— Feb 05, 2026 05:59PM
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max theodore’s Previous Updates
max theodore
is on page 1992 of 8124
no irony for a second i must confess with sincerity that karkat vantas is kinda my best buddy. love that guy
— Feb 05, 2026 05:02PM
max theodore
is on page 1987 of 8124
act 4 // i don't know how i managed to forget the sheer volume of time travel fuckery in this comic
— Feb 05, 2026 10:15AM
max theodore
is on page 1902 of 8124
"CG: YOUR BRITTLE HUMAN CALCIUM BASED SKULL IS WHAT IS WEAK, AND IF YOU AND I WERE IN THE PROXIMITY OF A BLUNT INSTRUMENT I WOULDN'T HAVE MUCH TROUBLE PROVING IT."
this is a mountain goats lyric
— Feb 02, 2026 09:26PM
this is a mountain goats lyric
max theodore
is on page 1591 of 8124
i forgot that kanaya is autistic as hell
— Jan 30, 2026 05:54PM
max theodore
is on page 1151 of 8124
act three // accurate representation of how long it takes to get a group of friends to sit down at the same metaphorical table for a game
— Jan 04, 2026 11:25PM
max theodore
is on page 980 of 8124
forgot how much i love jade and her horrendous nuclear demon dog
— Dec 24, 2025 11:24AM
max theodore
is on page 247 of 8124
act 1: i'm back in the fucking building again!!!
— Sep 16, 2025 07:29PM
max theodore
is starting
don't even worry about this. i'm being peer pressured
— Sep 13, 2025 10:44AM
