Randi’s Reviews > The Perfect Marriage > Status Update
Randi
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Wait. WAIT. She wants to have a kid, she's worried it's too late. They talk about it like she's in her late 40s. Then she says she's 33?!?!
— Feb 05, 2026 06:36PM
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Randi
is 75% done
Oh no. Oh no no no no. At no point is saying "Kill yourself" to another person acceptable. I was thinking Sarah was the only half decent person in this book, but I take that back.
— Feb 08, 2026 08:21AM
Randi
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Adam is SUCH AN IDIOT. His only redeeming feature is that he didn't commit the murder.
— Feb 08, 2026 07:58AM
Randi
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Okay just one more thing. I'm sorry, but this gratuitous police brutality against a rich white man is completely unrealistic and cartoonish.
— Feb 05, 2026 06:59PM
Randi
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Also this guy seriously thinks she's pregnant already. These characters are dumb. I'm going to have to keep track of my reactions in a separate journal or I'll be spamming everyone with my outrage updates.
— Feb 05, 2026 06:41PM
Randi
is 8% done
What the HelloFresh was that scene?! Does any couple interact like that? Also Adam is a talking libido, not a real person.
— Feb 05, 2026 06:09PM
