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charlie swan is so bad at cooking that he microwaves metal. i feel seen

— Feb 05, 2026 09:52PM

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“even more embarrassingly, something i would never say aloud, i wanted /his/ venom to poison my system” stephanie meyer is so mormon

— Feb 17, 2026 08:56PM

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stephanie meyer should never attempt a journalism pastiche again. that fake news article was bad. has she ever picked up a newspaper

— Feb 10, 2026 10:34PM

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