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“bella’s supposed to be a grown-up. married and a mom and all that: shouldn’t there be more dignity?” jacob black, who “imprinted” on a child, mind you, might be the most irritating character of all time

stephanie meyer should’ve been cutting her teeth as a body horror author. she also should also be locked up for this weird imprinting shit i’m so serious

“even more embarrassingly, something i would never say aloud, i wanted /his/ venom to poison my system” stephanie meyer is so mormon

stephanie meyer should never attempt a journalism pastiche again. that fake news article was bad. has she ever picked up a newspaper

charlie swan is so bad at cooking that he microwaves metal. i feel seen

“to stamp a limit on even the most tedious of things - the number of times you have left to buy coffee, the number of times you will defrost the fridge - is to acknowledge reality in a way that amounts to torture. in truth, we will only perform any action a certain number of times, and to know that can never be helpful…“ BRO I DONT HAVE ENOUGH ROOM TO FINISH THIS QUOTE BUT WAAAAAAAA

what is a “kitchen-cum-study.” what are the odds of me encountering this same weird phrase 2 days apart

what does “protest-cum-conference” mean

bought this for my dad and then took it from him. whoops

alex nilsen you are autistic mama

direct reference to obama war crimes on page 369, obama you do not have to lie and say this was your favorite book of the year

i am having a hard time believing this was one of obama’s favorite books of the year. sorry obama

this book makes me feel dumb

off to an incredibly grim start

i have no words

these people are insane

i am so hooked

already crying by page 29 is a new record for me

these people are evil

these people are evil

desperately need this to be over

i was gonna say it feels unrealistic that laurie is having a midlife crisis at only 23, but then again here i am in real life acting the same way soooo

so this is a book about two bad people actually

so this is a book about two bad people actually

“we were both wolf girls now” hated that one

bella swan has terrible coping mechanisms and she is fighting for her life every single day

starting this re-read because i need more escapism. anyways edward and bella are so mentally ill. bella wants to NOT go to college because she wants edward, her boyfriend of 6 MONTHS, to make her a vampire. and edward just said he envies how easy humans can kill themselves soooo basically match made in hell