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not only have i found klein’s writing to be insufferably didactic, but i am diametrically opposed to how he posits republicans and liberals distinctly view climate change on p.57! i expect to be ragebaited further 👍👍😃👍👍👍

“tell me something that only i will ever know, was perhaps what she wanted to ask him, or, What will you give me to remember you by?—or, even, i of the least importance has ever belonged to me, can you help?” she’s cooking

i’m so fucking scared rn❤️

fuck accuweather and FUCK barry myers

eyes bugging out of my head

“that was maybe max’s biggest challenge: explaining the value of this enterprise at the center of a democratic society to people who either took it for granted or imagined it as a pernicious force in their lives over which they had no control.” locked in people

kinda living for the comparative usefulness between the women and men in this book.. ead and tané you’d love salute by little mix iktr

emojis don’t work on goodreads i think. insert 4 exploding head emojis

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fuck my chungus life

it begins…

why am i lowkey not buying this

they lost me at nuking antarctica

thinking about how if this were real the us gov’s top priority would surely be to try and weaponize astrophage for war crimes 😍

“bella’s supposed to be a grown-up. married and a mom and all that: shouldn’t there be more dignity?” jacob black, who “imprinted” on a child, mind you, might be the most irritating character of all time

stephanie meyer should’ve been cutting her teeth as a body horror author. she also should also be locked up for this weird imprinting shit i’m so serious

“even more embarrassingly, something i would never say aloud, i wanted /his/ venom to poison my system” stephanie meyer is so mormon

stephanie meyer should never attempt a journalism pastiche again. that fake news article was bad. has she ever picked up a newspaper

charlie swan is so bad at cooking that he microwaves metal. i feel seen

“to stamp a limit on even the most tedious of things - the number of times you have left to buy coffee, the number of times you will defrost the fridge - is to acknowledge reality in a way that amounts to torture. in truth, we will only perform any action a certain number of times, and to know that can never be helpful…“ BRO I DONT HAVE ENOUGH ROOM TO FINISH THIS QUOTE BUT WAAAAAAAA

what is a “kitchen-cum-study.” what are the odds of me encountering this same weird phrase 2 days apart

what does “protest-cum-conference” mean

bought this for my dad and then took it from him. whoops

alex nilsen you are autistic mama

direct reference to obama war crimes on page 369, obama you do not have to lie and say this was your favorite book of the year

i am having a hard time believing this was one of obama’s favorite books of the year. sorry obama

this book makes me feel dumb