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alex nilsen you are autistic mama

direct reference to obama war crimes on page 369, obama you do not have to lie and say this was your favorite book of the year

i am having a hard time believing this was one of obama’s favorite books of the year. sorry obama

this book makes me feel dumb

off to an incredibly grim start

i have no words

these people are insane

i am so hooked

already crying by page 29 is a new record for me

these people are evil

these people are evil

desperately need this to be over

i was gonna say it feels unrealistic that laurie is having a midlife crisis at only 23, but then again here i am in real life acting the same way soooo

so this is a book about two bad people actually

so this is a book about two bad people actually

“we were both wolf girls now” hated that one

bella swan has terrible coping mechanisms and she is fighting for her life every single day

starting this re-read because i need more escapism. anyways edward and bella are so mentally ill. bella wants to NOT go to college because she wants edward, her boyfriend of 6 MONTHS, to make her a vampire. and edward just said he envies how easy humans can kill themselves soooo basically match made in hell

can someone please express an emotion

scared

imagine you go missing and then you suddenly t return under mysterious circumstances but you’re trapped in an attic and you’re a demon and you have no clothes and the author keeps describing your “cock” as “glowing” and “erect”

we are so back

can’t believe i picked this one up again it’s been so many months

only 27 pages in and i already hate albert cousins… bert you will see prison

what would the cullens think of the mariners’ performance this season