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Mars
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I am enraptured by how entertained Eleanor is by this movie. She thinks I'm laughing at the movie, but I'm not-I'm laughing because I am endeared by her. I'm looking at her exposed gummy smile and listening to her quack with laughter. I find it so endearing, it becomes dif ficult for me to inhale. My vision is blurred in tears, and I am incapable of speech.
— Feb 06, 2026 02:06AM
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Mars
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"I already watched this movie last week." She nods at the TV in front of us. "I thought you'd like it, so I wanted to watch it again with you"
"Oh," I exhale.
"I'm sorry I lied and said I hadn't seen it," she says, throwing a blanket over us.
"That's okay," I reply.
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Nawa’y lahat 🙂↕️
— Feb 06, 2026 02:11AM
"Oh," I exhale.
"I'm sorry I lied and said I hadn't seen it," she says, throwing a blanket over us.
"That's okay," I reply.
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Nawa’y lahat 🙂↕️
Mars
is 42% done
You just need to act like the person you want to become, and then you'll become it. It's as simple as that."
"What if you act like someone you don't want to be?" I ask.
— Feb 06, 2026 02:06AM
"What if you act like someone you don't want to be?" I ask.
Mars
is 39% done
Maybe if I scream as loudly as I can, I will be given the personal space I need to breathe in air that others haven't already exhaled.
— Feb 04, 2026 03:33AM
Mars
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Hi, I text Eleanor.
It doesn't send.
Hi, I text again.
Failed to send.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
The message turns blue. A little note beneath it says: Read 1:23 A.M.
A bubble tells me she's typing.
You ignored me all day, she writes.
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Bad yun. Wag ganun teh. Haha.
— Feb 04, 2026 03:23AM
It doesn't send.
Hi, I text again.
Failed to send.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
The message turns blue. A little note beneath it says: Read 1:23 A.M.
A bubble tells me she's typing.
You ignored me all day, she writes.
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Bad yun. Wag ganun teh. Haha.
Mars
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"I think our appearance is mean-ingless," I sputter. "We're all just skeletons covered in skin."
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True naman. Hahaha
— Feb 04, 2026 03:13AM
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True naman. Hahaha
Mars
is 37% done
I wonder how long it takes the cells in our bodies to replace themselves. I wonder if I'm literally no longer the same person I was when Ingrid and I were friends.
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What a science-yyyy way to say “drifted apart” kind of friend :>
— Feb 04, 2026 03:10AM
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What a science-yyyy way to say “drifted apart” kind of friend :>
Mars
is 37% done
If I woke up tomorrow and was told my entire life was a simulation, I'd believe it.
"Do you think the rest of our lives will go by this quickly?" she asks.
— Feb 04, 2026 03:06AM
"Do you think the rest of our lives will go by this quickly?" she asks.
Mars
is 36% done
Should I be comforting him?
What if I slip up? What if I say something like, Don't worry, Jeff, life is meaningless; it's strange and inexplicable that we exist to begin with. We are all basically dead already in the grand scheme of things, and our feelings of sadness are pointless—they are just how our meat sacks react to the chemicals in our bodies.
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Woah. Dark.
— Feb 02, 2026 08:40AM
What if I slip up? What if I say something like, Don't worry, Jeff, life is meaningless; it's strange and inexplicable that we exist to begin with. We are all basically dead already in the grand scheme of things, and our feelings of sadness are pointless—they are just how our meat sacks react to the chemicals in our bodies.
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Woah. Dark.
Mars
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"It's important to remember every day that passes brings us closer to the day that we die."
— Feb 02, 2026 08:29AM
Mars
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"One day, you are going to die," Jeff's booming voice echoes through the church. "Everyone in this room will someday be dead."
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Akala ko patapos na. Nabanggit na yung title eh hahaha
— Feb 02, 2026 08:29AM
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Akala ko patapos na. Nabanggit na yung title eh hahaha
