n’s Reviews > The Count of Monte Cristo > Status Update

“count”, he said, “you are not the same as you were in paris.”

“how so?”

“you laugh here.”

😭😭😭🔫🔫🔫

got 80 pages left but i respect this work too much to finish it dead-tired and half-sleepy at 3am on a monday. it deserves my undivided attention and my full brain capacity. tomorrow, then. cannot fucking wait

I LOVE LESBIANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my god, ALEXANDRE

the scene where they come for cavalcanti being almost exactly the same as the one where they arrested edmond……. and it’s villeforts own CHILDDDDDDDD im screaming oh my god, EDMOND!!!!!!! i thought he would actually be a real cunt about it and have them married first but he did not

eugenie danglars, you are the greatest thing to happen to this work and i adore you

it’s actually kinda crazy to imagine that edmond didn’t know about maximilien and valentine even though only the two of them knew about it but at the same time it’s like right, he knows EVERYTHING jffjjfjfj… him not knowing is such a shock

IM SCREAMING. CRYING. AND THROWING UP!

oh albert is his fathers son, alright… god, im SWEATING

there’s 300 pages to this left and im shaking at what is about to come… he’s about to destroy every single cunt that ever crossed him to the last fucking atom, we have begun and it will be merciless, *haha sicko voice* HAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

oh god, everything is happening so much