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oh hey a jump back to the first kiss! cute!

i love olive describing demisexuality but not quite labeling herself. make your way out of the closet eventually babes, please.

ALSO I'VE SAID IT ONCE I'LL SAY IT AGAIN A MAN THAT YEARNS IS A MAN THAT EARNS

"i just want her to be safe. and happy. and to have what she needs." hey buddy so that is called being in love with somebody.

ADAM CARLSON I FORGIVE YOU FOR EVERYTHING ACTUALLY

i hate a third act breakup

if this is a third act breakup, i am throwing my freaking phone.

that whole moment read like it came straight out of a quinton tarantino script. ew.

if a man ever reassures my anxiety of how much i want him by placing my hand over his erection, i am going to punch him. that is icky, i'm not sorry.

so it's been a while since i watched a fast and furious movie, but tokyo drift did give us an iconic song so it's definitely up there. maybe not the best movie, but pretty good.

also, why do they know what foot tastes like. why do we keep saying things taste like foot. you shouldn't know what that tastes like.

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