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Spoilers incase anyone wants to read it

Dame this book has taken me on a whirlwind of a ride I was not expecting there to be a three year time skip where I learn that Patricia has had to trim herself down to only the parts that make her a good housewife. Also what does James the vampire gain by wanting Carter out and getting with Patricia? He already has her kids in the palm of his hand why try and get with her?

Fuck I’m literally crying I feel so bad for Patricia she’s just trying to save her kids and now everyone thinks she’s a whack job especially her husband. I hate Carter with a passion he thinks shes so selfish when all he thinks about is work and getting a promotion he’s practically turned the kids on her and it’s so frustrating and sad to see. Shes trapped and nothing she does will ever be good enough.

This chapter is so hard to read I’m only part way done because I’m so fucking mad at the husbands in this book. How dare they treat their wives like children! They have real concerns! They ignore everything they say like fuck you Carter your wife has done everything for you! She cooks she cleans she never fights with you she listens and try’s to be supportive and you treat her like she’s a little imbecile.

Carter finally had his first win cause so far he’s been a crap husband until now. He literally told the police that whatever his wife said must be true and she wouldn’t lie like he actually stood up for her and comforted her.

James Harris is a dirty racist vampire and I just know he’s going to blame Ursula for something. Can’t wait for Patricia to put it together so that she can stop him.

Omg Patricia’s ear just got bitten off by a crazed old lady and Patricia’s all worried that her earring she got from her husband on her birthday is gone (it’s the only real good gift he’s given her)but guess fucking what it was costume jewelry that he got free from one of his patients! Carter I swear to god I would kill you right now!!! You piece of shit you are a doctor!!! You make money!!!