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Suze
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Every goddamn time, always ALWAYS when I reach the end of a book, and it’s getting too good to put down, I suddenly get overwhelmed with work. I have four assignments to finish today, so if I want to read I excuse myself and drag the thing and my bleeding ass to the toilet. Any second counts atp
— Feb 07, 2026 04:28AM
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Suze
is on page 496 of 629
Fuck it I’ve read too many disgusting things for tmi to exist. If I had nothing to do on this day 2 of my period, I would brew a pot of coffee, fill up the sink, drink it with a funny swirly straw and bleed my uterus out while finishing this book. I’d put my meals on the little space where we put hand towels and stack doughnuts on the plunger. Lastly, yell for a new roll and it would even save me money on tampons
— Feb 07, 2026 04:38AM
Suze
is on page 192 of 629
Bacchanal? Without me!? Pffft yeah okay I see how it is.
— Nov 20, 2025 06:31AM
Suze
is on page 111 of 629
Okay first of all, insane FOMO.
And then, “She was a living reverie for me: the mere sight of her sparked an almost infinite range of fantasy, from Greek to Gothic, from vulgar to devine.”
Strike me dead
— Nov 08, 2025 03:53AM
And then, “She was a living reverie for me: the mere sight of her sparked an almost infinite range of fantasy, from Greek to Gothic, from vulgar to devine.”
Strike me dead
