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“How much longer is left in the game?”

That sounds wrong. It feels incorrect

He had to eat out a child??? James couldn’t have talked to an adult????? Not only are you a freak but you’re a goddamn pedophile

How was party supposed to know from the beginning that James was a vampire freak?? Yes, she made a lot of mistakes but not knowing isn’t her fault. All of this is on James

And she’s surprised that Mrs. Greene die at like her?????

I’ll never understand how marriage equates to losing some type of freedom. Isn’t the point to be with someone you love?

I do note the nuances of marriage

JURASSIC PARK TECHNICALLY MENTIONED

She gained eleven pounds and we’re acting like she’s a whale?

In no world is it possible to hang yourself with fucking dental floss

Why does the title of the book say vampires when there’s only one vampire

There’s too many people to keep track of