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Once the characters crossed over to “lovers” that’s all they did. All the other plot points fell away. Their first encounter sounded like in person phone sex, which was uncomfortable to read. Beck is yet another virgin with a decade of experience in sex.
— Feb 07, 2026 09:48AM
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Magdalena
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Beck is a caricature of a character. He talks like he’s from the 19th century, has the sex drive and experience of a teenager even though he’s in his mid-30s, cannot handle a work conflict, is 6’5” which would get him dates on that alone. Oh and wears bow ties and long jonhs but also 70s style shorts.
Hazel’s background is not explored enough to warrant her name change and overall behavior.
— Feb 07, 2026 09:45AM
Hazel’s background is not explored enough to warrant her name change and overall behavior.
