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"So may all your wives, if you need them, be rich and pretty; and all your husbands, if you want them, be young and virile; and all your cats as wily, perspicacious and resourceful as: PUSS-IN-BOOTS." p 95
— Feb 07, 2026 07:22PM
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Doug Newdick
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"He will learn to shudder in the trenches. But this girl cannot make him shudder." p 120 in The Lady of the House of Love
— 3 hours, 52 min ago
Doug Newdick
is on page 76 of 149
If I could see not one single soul in that wilderness of desolation all around me, then the six of us - mounts and riders both - could boast among us not one soul, either, since all the best religions in the world state categorically that not beasts nor women were equipped with the flimsy, unsubstantial things when the good Lord opened the gates of Eden and let Eve and her familiars tumble out. (p 70)
— Feb 06, 2026 03:53AM
Doug Newdick
is on page 43 of 149
Finished the titular story - it was quite a tour de force.
— Feb 04, 2026 03:37PM
Doug Newdick
is on page 7 of 149
“His wedding gift, clasped around my throat. A choker of rubies, two inches wide, like an extraordinarily precious slit throat.” P 6
— Feb 01, 2026 01:35AM
