Jocelyn ’s Reviews > The God of the Woods > Status Update

Barbara is a brat. No one cares enough. What does the pink drip have to do with anything?? 🫩🥀

Y are these so many cheaters in this book omg

So Jacob was Jacob Sliter? Lol. Luise is rlly for the streets - Barbara too. Dang. Miss BQB Judy is so slay. I honestly think the g-pa killed Bear. I think Barbara is dead but I think it would’ve been the dad’s doing - like his idea. He might have had the bf do it maybe or made him watch. But what is “The God of the woods” tho?? Alice is a druggie too lol. Tracy is lowkey weird, along with Barbara. Oh, well.

Omg Louise is for the streets. I honestly don’t know how Louise having an abusive bf has to do with Barbra missing 🫩🥀. I thought it would be like a mystery/thriller/horror. Sadly no.

Tracy got lost the found - but who the hell was that that lead her The Preserve?! And who the hell was calling out like Bear?! I don’t think he’s old enough to say full sentences yet and besides the nurse would have heard him. Who’s Jacob? Louise needs to get it together. I honestly feel for Carl and his wife. In all, it’s good but ALL over the place.

I still think it has to due with a cult. Omg Barbra is crazy for leaving with her bf at age 12 😦 - at night mind you. Tracy is literally Tracy from thirteen. I actually feel for Alice. It gives the mom form bride wars, aslo Percilla.

Idk why Barbra is acting like she has a rough life she’s literally a nepo baby. Why does Alice lowkey give Percilla. I see Barbra as Evie from thirteen - which the other girls name is also Tracy 😛. Bro Louise is lowkey Emma from Buck’d - like with Zander. Why is everyone from back then freaky like omg y’all rlly had nothing better to do 🫩. I wonder why exactly Barbra left - or how - or what, even.

It’s pretty good so far. I’m so upset it’s a different pov book - I’m so tired of those. I mean we can all tell it’s a cult that the Van Laars are in and that Barbra was a sacrifice 🤷🏽‍♀️. I don’t think I would’ve liked camp.