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Justin is 33% done

grr i hate m*n 😠 (after an observation of antiquated real estate laws concerning the gender of heirs being exclusive to males) I hope lizzy survives.

— Feb 08, 2026 11:47PM

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Justin’s Previous Updates

Justin is 87% done

— Feb 14, 2026 08:52AM

Justin is 71% done

Whenever Miss Bingley trash-talks, I imagine Donald Trump narrating her dialog. He just sounds like her.

— Feb 13, 2026 08:22AM

Justin is 60% done

Lizzy has a lot of book-lover quotes in this one.

— Feb 10, 2026 11:33PM

Justin is 50% done

everyone is so flakey.

— Feb 10, 2026 12:44AM

Justin is 42% done

Jane! Heavens bless her heart!

— Feb 09, 2026 05:02PM

Justin is 29% done

She’s not into you bro 😭💀

— Feb 08, 2026 02:33PM

Justin is on page 40 of 279

— Feb 06, 2026 10:36PM

Justin is on page 22 of 279

I am going to eat this book up.

— Feb 06, 2026 09:19PM

Justin is starting

I do not have a great fortune, hence I do not want a wife 🫩

— Feb 06, 2026 07:57PM

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