Status Update

John F. is 55% done

WERE ALLLLLLL GAYYYY LETS GOOOOOOO

— 9 hours, 9 min ago

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John’s Previous Updates

John F. is 94% done

SHE PMOOOO!!!!!

— 2 hours, 3 min ago

John F. is 89% done

Im going to be SICKKKKK

— 2 hours, 24 min ago

John F. is 88% done

From 70% up to now… what a CRAZY SUCCESSION OF EVENTS WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK

— 2 hours, 28 min ago

John F. is 71% done

They are pissing me off so bad omg i would commit a crime if i was him

— 4 hours, 7 min ago

John F. is 68% done

YOU DONT GET TO DO THAT!!!!!

— 8 hours, 3 min ago

John F. is 65% done

Cooler in theory but not if you force it to be…

Siri play chloe or sam

— 8 hours, 26 min ago

John F. is 64% done

Im so close to losing it omg

— 8 hours, 32 min ago

John F. is 55% done

IM SCREAMING HELLOOOOOO?????!!!!!?????!??

— 9 hours, 20 min ago

John F. is 53% done

WAIT I WAS ONLY HALF JOKING ARE WE GAYING IT UP IN HERE?????!!!!!!

— 9 hours, 30 min ago

John F. is 44% done

KISSY KISS WHEN?????!!!!

— Feb 09, 2026 10:13AM

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