Status Update

Sam Harless is 39% done

Ohhh my gooood biiitch you either want him or you don’t! Don’t be pissed when he picks what you told him to do!!! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

— 17 hours, 43 min ago

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Sam’s Previous Updates

Sam Harless is 57% done

The out of body experiences and blurry vision…..

— 7 hours, 33 min ago

Sam Harless is 33% done

Who the fuck cares if he likes the damn good! Ready to DNF this one…

— Feb 09, 2026 07:21PM

Sam Harless is 27% done

I cannot with either of these two…and “self centered bastard who only thinks about himself” seems a little redundant

— Feb 09, 2026 06:40PM

Sam Harless is 23% done

So like are they ever gonna get back together?

— Feb 09, 2026 05:23PM

Sam Harless is 13% done

Girl you’re delusional af

— Feb 08, 2026 05:15PM

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