Sam Harless > Recent Status Updates

I’m ready for her to stop bitching about Nick and just leave him. Like come on.

Okay so probably the second slowest burn I’ve read. And also, climbing the wall??? Wow, Matis, I’m impressed!

Okay the back and forth is getting a little old. I get it. You “can’t” be with her. But come ooonnn dude!

Sean Masters with a french accent.............

Finally starting this…

Listening to the audio because I love it just so much

While a gator watches is CRAAAAZYYYY

The way Jason Clarke does anger is PEEFECTION

I’ve never heard of a tornado being compared to the train of a lacy dress but damn was that a perfect metaphor for it

I am VERY interested to see how this one plays out.

I want so much more of her with his family omg

Why are you doing this to Birdie?!?!? What did she do to deserve all this??

SIERRA. MA’AM

I AM PHYSICALLY SWEATING RIGHT NOW MY GOD.

“Did you like my pomegranates, Birdie?” 😮‍💨🤭🫦 and here we gooooo

Uggg this is breaking my heart!!! 😭😭😭

“But you know what’s really not discreet? A big tattoo of a dove with a flaming hot Cheeto in its mouth.” CACKLING 💀💀💀💀

Okay but like when is he just gonna give Jamie the boot because come onnnn Elijah don't lie to us 😏

So like I know they were all feeling self conscious about being in this relationship, but like really???? I’m on Archer’s side with this. Y’all need to get over yourselves

“I tried to dismount my bouncy ball” 😂😂😂😂

I am not an annotater, but if I were, this whole damn book would be highlighted. There is very little that compares to Sierra’s writing

A kid….really…..

HELL YEAH ROW!!! BEAT HER ASS!!!!!

I really am gonna need her to grow up a little. Cause I’m loving this plot line, but she is just soooo insecure

Love when he goes caveman on her...

The most relatable scene in a book I’ve read in a long time.

I FORGOT THAT WAS IVY OMGGGG

A nod to Ms Simone herself!?!? I LOVE that!!!

I feel like there’s very little relationship still. Like I know it’s gonna take a minute, but like idk