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Sam Harless
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I’ve never heard of a tornado being compared to the train of a lacy dress but damn was that a perfect metaphor for it
— Sep 03, 2026 07:38PM
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Sam Harless
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Why are you doing this to Birdie?!?!? What did she do to deserve all this??
— Aug 26, 2026 05:47AM
Sam Harless
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“Did you like my pomegranates, Birdie?” 😮💨🤭🫦 and here we gooooo
— Aug 24, 2026 11:22AM