Status Update

Sam Harless is 20% done

Why are you doing this to Birdie?!?!? What did she do to deserve all this??

— Aug 26, 2026 05:47AM

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Sam Harless is 85% done

I’ve never heard of a tornado being compared to the train of a lacy dress but damn was that a perfect metaphor for it

— Sep 03, 2026 07:38PM

Sam Harless is 64% done

I want so much more of her with his family omg

— Sep 01, 2026 07:33AM

Sam Harless is 9% done

SIERRA. MA’AM

— Aug 24, 2026 02:53PM

Sam Harless is 9% done

I AM PHYSICALLY SWEATING RIGHT NOW MY GOD.

— Aug 24, 2026 11:26AM

Sam Harless is 8% done

“Did you like my pomegranates, Birdie?” 😮‍💨🤭🫦 and here we gooooo

— Aug 24, 2026 11:22AM

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