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Celebrity Crush: The Dangers of Parasocial Relationships, Proximity and Extreme Delusion. Told by Emmy, a fairly horrible person cosplaying as a good one.
Feb 10, 2026 08:46AM
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SIX MONTHS??!?
Feb 10, 2026 10:36AM
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Even when they’re together she says Jason Connor. I’m so over this.
Feb 10, 2026 10:35AM
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Jason basing his worth on being someone’s celebrity crush…
Feb 10, 2026 09:54AM
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I was saving this for my actual review but Jason needs two things: therapy and a team of lawyers. And the team of lawyers should include someone for family law and another for a restraining order.
Feb 10, 2026 09:52AM
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She framed their morning after photo??? This is a psychological thriller. I’ve just confused genres
Feb 10, 2026 09:49AM
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The thing is even if Emmy’s behaviour wasn’t extremely scary and concerning, like even if we ignored the weirdness of it all, she and Jason has no relationship to speak of. Like just lust, glances, tiktoks and occasional touches so I don’t understand the tears. I need to find the reviewer whose list I got this off of cause babes?
Feb 10, 2026 09:48AM
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I am soooo disturbed. I should’ve stopped earlier this is so odd.
Feb 10, 2026 09:41AM
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She keeps calling him Jason Connor does that not highlight the problem. He’s a character in the story in her mind. Oh my gosh. Please let me get to the end of this and find out it’s a psychological thriller cause no way this is romance.
Feb 10, 2026 09:23AM
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Okay I know I apologised for spoiling but I have to speak on this! She stalked Rhett. And then we know she found Jason’s old police report earlier which honestly now that we know her history is stalking as well. She’s a stalker. This is not normal. Why are we acting like this is normal. I feel crazy.
Feb 10, 2026 09:20AM
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You love him but you want to stomp him on your way to the top. #truelove. Character development basis is looking pretty bleak right now.

Also I’ve just realised I’ve kind of been spoiling the book with these comments and I’m so sorry to anyone who wanted to pick this up
Feb 10, 2026 08:49AM
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