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"'Oh no! My little girl brain can't possibly understand big, complicated things."

LOL peak sarcasm

"I'm sorry to disappoint you sweetheart, but I don't share."

IM ON THE FLOOR SEND HELP

"...what the hell kind of choking baby cow sound was that and do I need to call an ambulance because you're five seconds away from flatlining?"