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Oh so the crimes happen in the poor black neighborhood but not the pristine white neighborhood?
I thought the crimes happened in Patty’s neighborhood based on the summary. Bruh
— Feb 10, 2026 06:12PM
I thought the crimes happened in Patty’s neighborhood based on the summary. Bruh
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“How much longer is left in the game?”
That sounds wrong. It feels incorrect
— Feb 16, 2026 06:49PM
That sounds wrong. It feels incorrect
Allie
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He had to eat out a child??? James couldn’t have talked to an adult????? Not only are you a freak but you’re a goddamn pedophile
— Feb 15, 2026 07:03AM
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How was party supposed to know from the beginning that James was a vampire freak?? Yes, she made a lot of mistakes but not knowing isn’t her fault. All of this is on James
— Feb 15, 2026 06:55AM
Allie
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I’ll never understand how marriage equates to losing some type of freedom. Isn’t the point to be with someone you love?
I do note the nuances of marriage
— Feb 12, 2026 06:37PM
I do note the nuances of marriage
Allie
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She gained eleven pounds and we’re acting like she’s a whale?
— Feb 12, 2026 06:19PM
Allie
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In no world is it possible to hang yourself with fucking dental floss
— Feb 11, 2026 06:59PM
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Why does the title of the book say vampires when there’s only one vampire
— Feb 11, 2026 06:57PM
