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"you can even play the piano if you want to" I'M GOING TO THROW UP.
— Feb 11, 2026 07:44AM
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magpie
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"someone growls that he will pound tjaden into bog-myrtle if he doesn't shut up." GET HIM DIVA LMAOOO 
— 1 hour, 44 min ago
magpie
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“we couldn’t do without kat” oh if movies didn’t exist..
— Feb 11, 2026 08:22AM
magpie
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"that is franz kemmerich, nineteen and a half years old, he doesn't want to die. let him not die!" YOU BLOODY HEARD HIM LET HIM NOT DIE 😭😭😭
— Feb 11, 2026 07:43AM
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"that is franz kemmerich, nineteen and a half years old, he doesn't want to die. let him not die!" YOU BLOODY HEARD HIM LET HIM NOT DIE 😭😭😭
— Feb 11, 2026 07:42AM
magpie
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"i have remade his bed fourteen times in one morning." oh paul my little comedian
— Feb 11, 2026 07:26AM
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""he laughs. "we are the iron youth."" and WE are charlie kirk.."
— Feb 11, 2026 07:19AM
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"he laughs. "we are the iron youth."" and WE are charlie kirk..
— Feb 11, 2026 07:18AM
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"we are satisfied and at peace" oh i just know this isn't going to last...
— Feb 11, 2026 06:33AM
