Samantha’s Reviews > Heir of Illusion > Status Update

**GASPS IN [REDACTED]**
SEE MY TRUST ISSUES ARE NOT FOR NOTHING.
OH I-I need to calm down.

WHATHEFUCK

ESKIUSMI?!?!
I called bs I knew it!
STAY BACK! BACK I SAID 🤺
I’m onto shit again we are so back! 💃🏻
Theorizing for book 2 now I guess because wdym I’m on 99%?!

**spits drink**
WDYM?!
MY TRUST ISSUES 📈
ALV…these last chapters???

👁️👄👁️
WAIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJKSFGH
I WAS GOBSMACKED 🤣
I GOT COCKY LMAO

- I LOVE BEING RIGHT 💃🏻
- WHAT THE FUCK?!
**turns page**
- HUH?!?!
- I’m calling bs!
- “Can I stay?” MY HEART!
- Oh shit! I mean…hypothetically…per my theories…HOW ARE WE NOT BOLTING RIGHT NOW?!
- ALAVERGA! TE ESTOY DICIENDO!
- FUCK. Well…how bad is the fall from the balcony?

I live for those scenes where dinner becomes a chaotic and awkward affair, innuendos are thrown, people choke on their drink, someone is being inappropriate under the table with someone who is panicking because another someone is right next to them, some know what’s going on, others don’t and are still trying to talk business or throwing backhanded insults…oh the fun, cheers! 🥂

Another update:
- “I want Death to feel my disrespect.” MAKE DEATH WITHER AND GROVEL!
- A DANCE SCENEEEE? My soul has been spoken to.
- Let me guess wrong please, a woman? 😒
- “I don’t believe the lady invited your touch.” His voice is low and gravelly. 🫦
- CALLED IT! OH FUCK.

Reading update:
- IVY NOT SO FUCKING LOUD!
- EIGHT?!?! My heart 😭
- Oh it’s going to be her isn’t it? Babe how is it not clicking to you right now? Or is my hypervigilant pattern recognition trauma on crack?
- I FUCKING KNEW IT!
- No I’d be so petty about this, if something is going to set me off is a man making me quedar como pendeja

“If you tell me his name, I’ll make him regret ever laying a hand on you.”

Romance is not dead ♥️