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THAT VERY LAST LINE?! 👁️👄👁️

NONONO LIAAAAAAAR!
AND WHERE TF IS THIS ENDING GOING WITH 8 MINUTES LEFT?? ITS JUST GOING TO BE LEFT LIKE THIS?? I AM VEXED ALREADY. ALL FOR WHAT??

MY TACHYCARDIA 📈

NO MAMES NO. NO.
And after all the stress and anger that mission put me through with no one knowing how to fucking swim?!?!
I'M FUCKING PISSED.

“I think,” Levan said, his voice rough and low, “that any permutation of me would love any permutation of her.”

**HIGH PITCHED FERAL AND SAPPY SCREECH**😭♥️

“Do you know how hot this is? To dominate the indomitable?”

⛓️‍💥Handcuffs. That’s all the commentary I’ll add.🫦

Oh this bitch is destroying him at court, and listen I don’t even like her (she’s been turning it around tho), BUT FUCK I’M LIVING FOR THESE WHOLE COURTROOM SCENES AND HER LITIGATION STYLE!

I knew the letter would hurt 🥲 but between the hits of those parent love one liners AND then the fucking critical inteldump FUCK. I’d go non verbal for a bit to process… I fear shit is about to go to shit 🙂

I FUCKING CALLED IT! *MANIC LAUGH* A very important rule had me onto it chapters ago AND my crazy bitch eye is never wrong! Which also means 👹 there’s a chance my toxic ass won’t like what’s coming …

Damn the roast that bitch just got. BRUTAL 👁️👄👁️
And not that she didn’t deserve a call out but getting told how their fiancé died a coward, and that they really were always meant for each other because she is spineless?? No that shit would fucking haunt me…

THE FUCKING IRONY BAHAHA—**chokes on laugh**
OH YOU TWO IDIOTS KEEP RUINING EACH OTHER’S MASTERPLANS UNKNOWINGLY BY KEEPING THEM A SECRET FROM THE OTHER **pulls hair**

Wait that’s the [redacted] she vaguely mentioned in book 1! Damn at the time…who???…could it be [redacted]? I’m going to get smacked aren’t I? 🙂
CAN’T WAIT 🥰

With this being a pleasure & pain based magic system and world, and with the context of what’s going on, I swear I am going be especially pissed tf off if the they don’t have angry hot I hate you but I love you sex.

Bitch you could have played that so differently to save your fucking neck and cover. There was such an easy way out! Also fuck that other bitch! With friends like that who needs enemies?

Not me getting plot twisted by a plot twist I was already plot twisted by because this is a reread and while my memory is usually on crack with books this ONE evaded me?? DISHONOR ON ME. DISHONOR ON MY COW.

THAT WAS FUCKING EVIL REBECCA

But I’ll forgive you if you PLEASE GIVE ME ALL THE SPECIFIC CRUMBS I CAME HERE BEGGING FOR🧎🏻‍♀️

I’m almost done but just got hit with the zoomies after a certain pov so I paused and thought I’d go back a few chapters to do a lil spoiler free update:
-The way I thought their sort of compound pov would be serious but I kept cackling 🤣
-One of my most anticipated povs other than Xaddy’s 🫦
-Had been salivating for this other pov too because I knew there was much more intel here and I was right!

That you can’t stand huh? Funny how your dick didn’t get the memo no? 👹

AAAAAAAAAAAAA LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO 🔥
SEE YOU ALL ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PARAPET

“My intentions are far from honorable.” 🫦

And man really had a full repertoire of kinky spells up his sleeve. Love me an erudite man.🧎🏻‍♀️

He did not just seriously ask her to go to his room and let his booty call know he will be otherwise engaged!
How bout I engage my fist with your face?? 👹

Reread ♥️ SLUMP IS OVER! I remember how this book kept going in the other direction I had expected and loving that. PLAY MEEE 😍 Also the balls on this bastard! Reminding me of one of my fav villains. QUE HUEVOS!

“It’s at the castle. And I’ll warn you now… you’ll want to hate me for it, and I’ll not blame you if you do.”
NO. ENOUGH. WHAT NOW?!
It better not be some Mr. Rochester bullshit!

‘He sleeps in.’ followed by ‘his eyes slowly flutter open at just past eight.’ AT JUST PAST EIGHT?! FUCKING EIGHT??!! BITCH WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE SLEPT IN?? You’d think I comatose or wtf?!

‘Even if it leaves both of us heartbroken.’

NOOOOOOO SAY SIKE RN 😭
I still have hope on my theory, don’t do this!

Well that was so deliciously scary and haunting 🫣

Shit then escalated to kinky fuckery 👁️🫦👁️
Then to scary fuckery 👁️👄👁️

“I didn’t break faith with you.”

WHY IS THAT MAKING ME FOLD?! THAT HIT ME.

“So we both were revirginized, essentially.”

Let’s start a fucking club! 🙂

Her: “You’re a monster.”
Him: “How does it feel, to just get fucked by one?”
Me: FUCKING HELL MY TURN WHEN 🥵

The way I clocked everything immediately! But so what if he is like the devil and has a horse-cock? At least he’d know how I take my coffee, is amazing in bed, bakes AND he is a real estate owner!!