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Oh please tell me Tyler knew all along and did in fact play matchmaker!

I’ve been onto the Tyler crumbs this time around in prep for his book and I’m so excited to get to it 😈

Just got through one of my favorite moments and it has me in a cackling fit again help 🤣

“I don’t know. I’ve gone blind,” I said, voice laced with panic. Fuck, that was the second time I’d forgotten to disguise it.
“What?” she yelped, and the mattress shifted with her movement.
“Help me,” I whimpered, Batman-style, and yes, it was just as pathetic as it sounds.

HECATE ALWAYS THERE TO HUMBLE HADES 🤣🔥🖤

Hecate: “I never thought this day would come.”
Hades: “Oh, ye of little faith,” though he had not been so certain either.
Hecate: “You’re not exactly charming or good at communication. And you’re an alcoholic.”

“Help me forget what I saw in the forest,” she said, breathing hard. “Kiss me. Love me. Ruin me.” ❤️‍🔥

**Hermes calling out Hades broody vibe**
Hades: “I am not broody,” **crossing his arms over his chest**
Hermes: “You are, and sometimes it’s hot, but right now, it’s just pathetic.”
Hades: “Take that back!”

I CAN’T WITH THEM 🤣 Hades refuses to acknowledge it but they really are besties

FUCK. JUST GOT THROUGH THAT CHAPTER THAT ALTERED ME SO BAD IT LITERALLY GAVE ME PTSD!

I literally still remember what I was wearing, the color of my bedding, what I was snacking, etc when I read that chapter ending for the first time, my stomach fell to the fucking Underworld and I went into a crisis!!!

In 7 pages it went from top tier love declaration to trauma. **pulls hair and screams**

DAMN THAT LOVE DECLARATION WAS FUCKING EVERYTHING 🖤🔥

Romance is dead irl 🪦

“Forgive me if I am a little on edge. I have been forced into celibacy.”

HADES PLEASE 🤣 …HONESTLY…MOOD.

“Don’t lecture me, Hades. You have no idea what I’ve been dealing with.”
“Of course not,” he said, surly. “That would mean you’d have to talk to me.”

OOOP— THE DRAMAAA 🍿

Bitch why are you shocked???
Nah, this one is on you!
You brought this on yourself.

“Some things are sacred to me.” Hades’s breath grew ragged, but he kept speaking, his words interlaced with Persephone’s moans. “This is sacred to me. You are sacred to me. Do you understand?”

I’M SO IN LOVE WITH HIM.

“I hope I didn’t wake you.”
“You didn’t wake me,” he said. “Your absence did.”

MY HEART 😭🖤

“Definitely thought I’d enjoy choking far more,” Hermes said. “Thanks for ruining a fantasy.”

“Get wet, Daddy Death,” Hermes said.

I CAN’T WITH HERMES UNSERIOUSNESS 🤣

“Persephone.” He took her hands in his and spoke softly. “First, I will always want you. Always. I failed you here too. I was angry. I didn’t take care of you. I didn’t include you. Don’t put me on a pedestal because you feel guilty for your decisions. Just… forgive yourself so you can forgive me. Please.” A MAAAAN. MELTING 🦋

“Fuck you.”
“I’d rather fuck you, darling, but if I did right now, you wouldn’t walk for a week.”
DAMN. MY TURN WHEN?!

“The first rule of men, Persephone, is that they’re all idiots.”
HECATE MY QUEEN!

I’m sorry but…QUE CHINGADOS?!?! 👹
That bitch used to fuck your man, cheated on him, and broke his heart so bad it changed him becasue he loved her. And you’re going to what? Hold her hand, help her out, have wine with her and be friends?!?!
Maybe I’m too unhealed but I’d just wish her luck in her future endeavors at best, and let’s not talk at worst, is all I’ll say.
(I’m getting ulcers isttg)

“Are you saying you wouldn’t fight for me?”
He wouldn’t just fight. He would dismantle the world, and he would only feel remorse for Persephone, who would grieve for humanity.
“Darling,” he said, his voice low and fierce. “I would burn this world for you.”

“Speak another’s name in this bed again and know you have assigned their soul to Tartarus.”

What I love about the tandem read is that because of Hades POVs the meaning of what just happened and his reaction? Even more impactful with that knowledge.

Oooof the blooooow to the gut he just took!

“To what do I owe your visit, and what can I do to prevent it in the future?”

Hades is so me coded 🙂‍↔️😂

NOT ANOTHER EX

Gods I feel in dire need of a cigarette right now and I haven’t smoked one in years. Not me craving stress smoking! 🫩

Chapter 1 and I already got a tick in my eye??
I would not handle that intel well. At least Persephone is being as toxic as me 👯‍♀️

When the dedication is: ‘This book was brought to you by Hozier…’

OH ABSOLUTELY, I’M BRINGING OUT THE WINE 🍷✨

Listen I want to push that bitch into the Styx, but bitch is speaking facts right now! The way she just called Persephone tf out on her bs? DAMN. Lowkey respect.

“Yes,” Hades said between his teeth and then commanded, “Use me. Harder. Faster.”

FUCKING HELL I’M GONE 🦋

WHY IS THIS BITCH STILL HERE?! 👹

FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN.

Not to be on her side but I mean Hades did fuck up BAD with the fuckery he pulled on her.

BUT why tf do you keep her around fully aware of her feelings and what transpired??!!

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!

THIS IS ON YOU.

** Me pissed tf off at Hades about to get an ulcer**

**Hades giving Persephone his…favor** and:
“I said I would be a generous lover, not a kind one.”
“Your words matter, only yours.”
“I have never wanted like I want with you.”
“Let me worship you.”
“Tell me how I feel.” “Like life.”

Me: okay I’ll forgive your transgressions 🦋 for now… but you’re on thin fucking ice

“I’ve never met anyone who was so passionate about how I was wrong, so I took her advice…”

BDE.

I’m doing the tandem read order and FUCK ME because I’ve been trying to keep reading but my simmering toxic rage from the last chapter on the other book won’t let me focus on the words in front of me!
I JUST SEE RED 👹

“That nymph wants to fuck you,” she said.
A mistake I will never make again, he thought.

And my toxicity has entered the chat.
I had forgotten this is one of the series that brings out my toxic side the most, I even have ptsd from this. **left eye ticking**

Alex:
If it was anyone, it would’ve been you.
It was you from the moment we met.

WHAT DO YOU MEEEAN?!
I DONT LIKE THIIIIIIS.
JANESSA AND I ARE CRASHING OUT!
WE PUTTING A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA IN THE BLENDER
SOMEBODY SEDATE US
AAAAAAA