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THAT VERY LAST LINE?! 👁️👄👁️

NONONO LIAAAAAAAR!
AND WHERE TF IS THIS ENDING GOING WITH 8 MINUTES LEFT?? ITS JUST GOING TO BE LEFT LIKE THIS?? I AM VEXED ALREADY. ALL FOR WHAT??

MY TACHYCARDIA 📈

“I think,” Levan said, his voice rough and low, “that any permutation of me would love any permutation of her.”

**HIGH PITCHED FERAL AND SAPPY SCREECH**😭♥️

“Do you know how hot this is? To dominate the indomitable?”

⛓️‍💥Handcuffs. That’s all the commentary I’ll add.🫦

Oh this bitch is destroying him at court, and listen I don’t even like her (she’s been turning it around tho), BUT FUCK I’M LIVING FOR THESE WHOLE COURTROOM SCENES AND HER LITIGATION STYLE!

I knew the letter would hurt 🥲 but between the hits of those parent love one liners AND then the fucking critical inteldump FUCK. I’d go non verbal for a bit to process… I fear shit is about to go to shit 🙂

I FUCKING CALLED IT! *MANIC LAUGH* A very important rule had me onto it chapters ago AND my crazy bitch eye is never wrong! Which also means 👹 there’s a chance my toxic ass won’t like what’s coming …

Damn the roast that bitch just got. BRUTAL 👁️👄👁️
And not that she didn’t deserve a call out but getting told how their fiancé died a coward, and that they really were always meant for each other because she is spineless?? No that shit would fucking haunt me…

THE FUCKING IRONY BAHAHA—**chokes on laugh**
OH YOU TWO IDIOTS KEEP RUINING EACH OTHER’S MASTERPLANS UNKNOWINGLY BY KEEPING THEM A SECRET FROM THE OTHER **pulls hair**