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NONONO LIAAAAAAAR!
AND WHERE TF IS THIS ENDING GOING WITH 8 MINUTES LEFT?? ITS JUST GOING TO BE LEFT LIKE THIS?? I AM VEXED ALREADY. ALL FOR WHAT??

NO MAMES NO. NO.
And after all the stress and anger that mission put me through with no one knowing how to fucking swim?!?!
I'M FUCKING PISSED.

“I think,” Levan said, his voice rough and low, “that any permutation of me would love any permutation of her.”

**HIGH PITCHED FERAL AND SAPPY SCREECH**😭♥️

“Do you know how hot this is? To dominate the indomitable?”

⛓️‍💥Handcuffs. That’s all the commentary I’ll add.🫦

Oh this bitch is destroying him at court, and listen I don’t even like her (she’s been turning it around tho), BUT FUCK I’M LIVING FOR THESE WHOLE COURTROOM SCENES AND HER LITIGATION STYLE!

I knew the letter would hurt 🥲 but between the hits of those parent love one liners AND then the fucking critical inteldump FUCK. I’d go non verbal for a bit to process… I fear shit is about to go to shit 🙂

I FUCKING CALLED IT! *MANIC LAUGH* A very important rule had me onto it chapters ago AND my crazy bitch eye is never wrong! Which also means 👹 there’s a chance my toxic ass won’t like what’s coming …

Damn the roast that bitch just got. BRUTAL 👁️👄👁️
And not that she didn’t deserve a call out but getting told how their fiancé died a coward, and that they really were always meant for each other because she is spineless?? No that shit would fucking haunt me…

THE FUCKING IRONY BAHAHA—**chokes on laugh**
OH YOU TWO IDIOTS KEEP RUINING EACH OTHER’S MASTERPLANS UNKNOWINGLY BY KEEPING THEM A SECRET FROM THE OTHER **pulls hair**

Wait that’s the [redacted] she vaguely mentioned in book 1! Damn at the time…who???…could it be [redacted]? I’m going to get smacked aren’t I? 🙂
CAN’T WAIT 🥰