٭Celeste {Looks of an angel, mind of a devil}٭’s Reviews > Speak. > Status Update

"But I plan on rectifying that by ordering everything
on the menu and having her try them all, then putting them in order from
least to favorite."

Awwwww

"Truth be told, I hope she burns this whole motherfxing place down. I'll be the matches, the gasoline, the kindling. "

"Don't let her boyfriend keep you from making her your wife, am I right, George?"

THE FACT THAT HE'S TALKING TO A STONE GARGOYLE