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“My soul has seen yours and I know yours has seen mine and there’s
no going back for me, baby. We were meant to collide; nobody can tell me
otherwise.”

"But I plan on rectifying that by ordering everything
on the menu and having her try them all, then putting them in order from
least to favorite."

Awwwww

"Truth be told, I hope she burns this whole motherfxing place down. I'll be the matches, the gasoline, the kindling. "

"Don't let her boyfriend keep you from making her your wife, am I right, George?"

THE FACT THAT HE'S TALKING TO A STONE GARGOYLE