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magpie
is on page 69 of 291
"he says he means to use the fat that slowly accumulates in the tin-lid for polishing his boots, and roars with laughter for half an hour at his own joke." WALLAH HE'S SO ME IJBOLLLL
— 1 hour, 56 min ago
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magpie
is on page 80 of 291
"fatty looks round enquiringly" I'M SOBBINGGGGGG GET HIM BOYS
— 1 hour, 43 min ago
magpie
is on page 77 of 291
"you'll never make anything of your life, bäumer," I CACKLED LMAOOOOO
— 1 hour, 46 min ago
magpie
is on page 60 of 291
"the pale hour makes our faces look grey." ouhh my god the ivory hour core.. tell me why it's on page 60 too.. something something the ivory hour isn't just the hour of peace edith and len feel meeting each other but also the early hours where the boys trudge along in the war and they're so alone that everything is bright again in the world and their faces are illuminated in ivory. my book is going to be GENIUS!
— 2 hours, 5 min ago
magpie
is on page 53 of 291
never thought i'd be reading a description of earth that's mildly sexual yet still works.. but here we are!
— 3 hours, 1 min ago
magpie
is on page 39 of 291
"someone growls that he will pound tjaden into bog-myrtle if he doesn't shut up." GET HIM DIVA LMAOOO 
— Feb 12, 2026 07:28AM
magpie
is on page 36 of 291
“we couldn’t do without kat” oh if movies didn’t exist..
— Feb 11, 2026 08:22AM
