Ellen IJzerman (Prowisorio)’s Reviews > Lessons > Status Update

One day the English teacher, Mr. Clayton, came into the class and said, “I want to talk to you boys about masturbation.”
They froze in embarrassment. To hear a master use the word was excruciating.
“I’ve only two words to say to you.” Mr. Clayton paused for effect. “Enjoy it.”

This was how most messes were cleared up, smoothed thin to invisibility.