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Stanley escaped death by thinking about different kinds of birds 😭😭😭😭😭😭 my firstborn sonnnn 😭😭😭😭 he’s too cute for ts 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Only 80 more pages until Stanley is dead and isnt mentioned for over 400 pages…. Im not gonna make it 😊

Stan graced our presence with 2 very very very intelligent and classy lines then left 😔💔 come back

Wheres my goat who is also my kid 🙁
Im gonna start talking to the lights if he isn’t mentioned in the next 50 pages

Still where is stanley 🙁

Wheres stanley

Get off of the cocaine Stephen 😊

calling the gay guy who gets hate crimed and murdered "ade" oml stephen get a job

"stanley uris takes a bath" NOO 💔