💾 Coté’s Reviews > The Eye of the Bedlam Bride > Status Update

“You ever seen an angry, on-fire weasel tossed into a room full of chickens? You catch on fire. You are invulnerable to blunt damage. Then you get really angry and kill every goddamn thing in the room. This is a berserking spell. Don’t cast this inside of a Denny’s. Or anywhere near people you like.”