eyeless jack’s Reviews > Time Will Tell > Status Update

“Scorpio men will put you through the mattress” need me a scorpio man is what I’m hearing

“your toad status” 💀

“But please feel free to continue to stalk me” lmao

this is really fucking cringey

girl in red… ok I NEED to know this author’s sexuality bc so far this is just a bunch of lesbian stereotypes thrown into a blender as a backstory for her dead gay grandma to further the fmc’s push into a straight meet-cute

“the lesbian deceased” what

Cute premise in theory but so far hating it