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Ashley
is 64% done
pepper and their owner (already forgot this man’s name) are the most interesting people i’ve met in this book so far. and he was there for like two seconds.
— Feb 14, 2026 11:55AM
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Ashley’s Previous Updates
Ashley
is 76% done
oh so this woman was stalking them. okay. sure. right right right right right
— 8 hours, 43 min ago
Ashley
is 72% done
*bernie and leah kissing*
leah: i could kill bernie right now with my bare hands if i wanted to. just crush her skull.
OKAY???????
— 8 hours, 57 min ago
leah: i could kill bernie right now with my bare hands if i wanted to. just crush her skull.
OKAY???????
Ashley
is 52% done
guys i don’t think we’ve talked about how fat leah is enough. it’s not like it’s every other freaking word. oh my god. i’m so sick of this book
— Feb 08, 2026 11:43AM
Ashley
is 43% done
why are we body checking every! single! character! that! appears!
— Feb 01, 2026 04:29PM
Ashley
is 35% done
there’s gotta be some type of moral issue with what bernie just did like come ON. thin walls are not permission
— Feb 01, 2026 10:47AM
Ashley
is 23% done
something about this writing style makes me so violently uncomfortable
— Jan 28, 2026 08:20AM
Ashley
is 6% done
why is she a serial killer. why is she talking like this. what is going on.
— Jan 27, 2026 09:57AM
