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*bernie and leah kissing*
leah: i could kill bernie right now with my bare hands if i wanted to. just crush her skull.

OKAY???????

HIS NAME WAS DENNIS!!!!

pepper and their owner (already forgot this man’s name) are the most interesting people i’ve met in this book so far. and he was there for like two seconds.

this is. not it

guys i don’t think we’ve talked about how fat leah is enough. it’s not like it’s every other freaking word. oh my god. i’m so sick of this book

why are we body checking every! single! character! that! appears!

there’s gotta be some type of moral issue with what bernie just did like come ON. thin walls are not permission

something about this writing style makes me so violently uncomfortable

i feel like i’m being talked down to

why is she a serial killer. why is she talking like this. what is going on.