noen’s Reviews > Jurassic Park > Status Update

why has everyone forgotten abt the two live t-rex's that are wondering around the park like no grant youre not going to sleep soundly in your bed tonight bc that mf is going to come back and eat you

wdym it was common knowledge that raptors are nocturnal. and no one thought to watch the cameras that monitor the raptors at night. but also lesbian dinosaurs YASSS

the park made up of horrific dinosaur clone mutants isnt only harmful to humans—ITS ALSO DESTROYING THE ENVIRONMENT!

dr. sattler should be allowed to punch every man that says smth weird to her

"Hammond always fretted that his elephant would die before Atherton could grow a replacement."

okay mr. crichton i see u