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I love Samuel and Dre so much! They have my heart! Omg….
— Feb 15, 2026 08:03AM
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“So lemme ask you an important question,” I slurred. “How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could…fuck chuck.” I held up my index finger. “Wait, who is Chuck and why is the woodchuck fucking him?”
LMAO!
— Feb 15, 2026 08:32AM
LMAO!
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“Stop…trying to make out with me,” I finally managed to say. “I’m not into facial hair.”
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— Feb 13, 2026 07:39AM
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Because my name is Samuel Clearwater, and I take orders from no one. Not even death!!
— Feb 12, 2026 06:26PM
