Bookishness ’s Reviews > Preppy: The Life & Death of Samuel Clearwater, Part Two > Status Update

“So lemme ask you an important question,” I slurred. “How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could…fuck chuck.” I held up my index finger. “Wait, who is Chuck and why is the woodchuck fucking him?”


LMAO!

I love Samuel and Dre so much! They have my heart! Omg….

My heart,,,

“Stop…trying to make out with me,” I finally managed to say. “I’m not into facial hair.”


🤣🤣

I love Ray!

Because my name is Samuel Clearwater, and I take orders from no one. Not even death!!