Zana’s Reviews > Blood at the Root > Status Update

“Oozing with golden-boy privilege, Donja is clearly one of those light-skinned niggas who can go for a discount Drake.”

Discount Drake 💀

“I’m like them old cartoons when their jaws drop to the floor, because did this nigga just jump into the air and fly off like Superman?”

What

I like the sound effects in the audiobook when he uses his magical powers

“...In the distance, a Waffle House sign towers over the hood like a ghetto Statue of Liberty.”

Damn

”The Black dude, who looks like a fake-ass LeBron James, jumps off the steps and runs toward me....”

Omg

“On the passenger seat are a few candy wrappers, empty Gatorade bottles, and a durag. Oh, this a nigga car. I can tell because there’s a red-and-white tassel and a Black Ice car freshener dangling from the rearview mirror, and a pile of nickels and quarters rests in the ashtray....”

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