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Oh Heathcliff you sick freak

Heathcliff is just so terrible I need Cathy to haunt a little harder

Have to lock in for every Heathcliff line because I know he’s about to say something completely batshit.

And here I thought I’d casually read this. Big mistake, huge. Crashing out.

IF HE HAD LOVED WITH ALL THE POWERS OF HIS PUNY BEING, HE COULDN’T LOVE AS MUCH IN EIGHTY YEARS AS I COULD IN A DAY. Heathcliff, you terrible, horrible man-poet.

It is in danger of splitting its skull against my knuckles

Cathy kind of sucks. She would be the type to haunt

It’s me I’m Cathy I’ve come home!